I was doing a little research online and came across this gem. It is written tongue-in-cheek so the author would not actually preach this. However, who would argue that something like this has never been done before?
Years ago, I wondered if it was proper for men or women to dance in church. I searched the scriptures diligently. My seeking was not in vain. When I found Psalm 68:16 which reads, “Why leap ye, ye high hills?” I realized that it was at least improper for women to do so. We note that the Psalmist clearly delineates between men and women by using the phrase “high hills.” Men don’t wear high heels. Women do. So women should not be dancing (use of “leap” here).
This intrigued me as to another question I had about women wearing those awful contraptions to begin with. So, I did a further study. I found a jewel of a scripture, Psalm 104:18 which states, “The high hills are a refuge for the wild goats.” Wow! Is that clear or what? We know that women take great care in their selection of clothing, and this can be a type of refuge for them. But there is no mistaking the clear intent of scripture here: only a woman who is a “wild goat” would wear high heels.
If there is any question about that, I would refer you to Matthew 25 where Jesus says that the goats will be separated from the sheep.
So, from a careful study of scripture, I learned that women should neither dance in church or wear those wicked high heels!